Plagues and Pyschiatrists

I'm presently suffering from a late night junk food craving. Unfortunately, my laziness has me paralyzed and unable to move its tired body. What do other people do in these same circumstances I wonder? Is all of humanity plagued with laziness?
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I just returned from a yogurt break. Sadly, it was the closest thing I had to junk food after finishing off the container of roasted almonds this morning. Elvis' Blue Moon just came on over my computer speakers and I'm rather enjoying it at the moment.

I underwent a surprise cold call interview with the Univeristy today regarding a research position I've applied for. The Pyschiatrist's assistant called while I was taking a brief afternoon nap on the sofa. I wasn't sure what I was saying for the initial 3 minutes or so. I hope I didn't use any swear words or say something unprofessional. What a clever way to weed out applicants.