hair cut

i can't believe how attached i've become to my hair. it's not even the beautiful strong shiny kind that they advertise on the pantene pro v commercials despite my using that very product. instead, it's the dull thin brittle grey kind that gets portrayed on witches in children movies. this hair cut is necessary. i don't want to encourage birds, bats, falcons, or other small creatures to make a nest and or home of it.

hair really is quite gross when you think about it. for instance, the tips of my hair have to be at least two or three years old. they've been exposed to sweat, vomit, sun, grease, smoke, gum, dirty fingers, saliva (yes, i suck on the tips..), lake water, chlorinated water, bacteria, acid rain, etc. i think it's about time to shed this stuff.

something i know i want to do in my lifetime

rent a theatre for an evening for friends, family and loved ones, hire a symphony and have them play Beethoven's No. 9 at an enormous volume so it pounds our heads and makes our hearts feel like they've fallen into our stomachs.

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those pictures are still coming so you can just hold on to your horses.

we're going to the zoo

i've been contemplating adding pictures to my site. it seems as though other users feel a little more comfortable with revealing such things over the electronic highway. am i a prude? maybe i'll just post pictures of other people instead. or better yet... i'll post pictures of animals they remind me of.

more useless facts

1) the story of little red riding hood is really about rape and men seducing women, and the story of beauty and the beast was really about arranged marriages. (source: the creatures fantastic series entitled werewolf- dk vision)

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2) if you find yourself out of toothpaste and gum, and in need of some breath freshener... wash your hands with a bar of soap, build up a nice lather, open wide and use your soapy fingers to scratch the back of your tongue. upon finishing the scratching and rinsing your mouth with a little water... you will notice a fresh clean tingle and scent. (source: my good friend, clay corneil- sometimes a crazy man)