hair cut
i can't believe how attached i've become to my hair. it's not even the beautiful strong shiny kind that they advertise on the pantene pro v commercials despite my using that very product. instead, it's the dull thin brittle grey kind that gets portrayed on witches in children movies. this hair cut is necessary. i don't want to encourage birds, bats, falcons, or other small creatures to make a nest and or home of it.
hair really is quite gross when you think about it. for instance, the tips of my hair have to be at least two or three years old. they've been exposed to sweat, vomit, sun, grease, smoke, gum, dirty fingers, saliva (yes, i suck on the tips..), lake water, chlorinated water, bacteria, acid rain, etc. i think it's about time to shed this stuff.
hair really is quite gross when you think about it. for instance, the tips of my hair have to be at least two or three years old. they've been exposed to sweat, vomit, sun, grease, smoke, gum, dirty fingers, saliva (yes, i suck on the tips..), lake water, chlorinated water, bacteria, acid rain, etc. i think it's about time to shed this stuff.
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well, i've done the cut. it's all over and now i'm sad to have parted ways with my hair. i've kept it for some reason in a grocery bag. i'm not sure what to do with it really. i was hoping that i could find someone who could make yarn out of it. then i'd make it into a scarf and keep my neck warm in the winter.
and, i don't presently have vomit in my hair. i have vomitted in my hair and washed it out. it's still gross to keep such old hair on my body.
i'm not so beautiful anymore. i kind of look like i'm 18 again. i hope this doesn't make life anymore difficult for me. people tend to treat me like a teenager now despite the fact i'm nearing my 30s. maybe i should put the cords and sneakers away.
This has nothing to do with you hair, but I am sitting here tonight enjoying (yes enjoying) some white wine called "Cat pee on a gooseberry bush". I thought it was funny until I read the back which suggested that there was an “aroma of cat” accompanying this fine New Zealand wine. Since I spent $13.00 on it I decided I should try it anyway and thus far I have not tasted nor smelled cat.
However, what I wanted to share with you was google earth. I am sure that most of your viewing audience has heard of this, but I am visiting it for the first time today and it is really, incredibly surreal. I am now convinced that this will be my new internet addiction and keep me from my work and all social activities. I highly recommend it. The link to download it is http://earth.google.com/.
Come by and check it out if you are not up for the download, it will make you forget about the lost hair.
oh yes... i love practicing my break dance moves. well... okay, so i only know one. i'll learn more... and then learn how to do them on cardboard.
i'm not sure of the music you speak of, but i'd be willing to pull out some of my old slick rick or tribe called quest for this new dance party idea.
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