burning badly

i've recently visited with my sister and her boyfriend at my parents place. it was an excellent weekend occupied mostly with long bicycle rides, Baileys, gardening, birding, and a little trampoline. yes indeed... it was nice until:
1) my sister broke her ankle and we were stuck in the hospital for some hours after. it happened on the trampoline, some time between her warning her nephews not to hurt themselves on it, and then her shouting "jesus christ... fuck, shit, etc., etc.".
2) witnessing my father take out a slingshot to shoot large rocks at starlings in order to scare them away from one of his hundreds of backyard feeders. when i asked him what his problem was with the starling... he just shrugged his shoulders and said, "i don't like them, that's all".
3) i burned badly.

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i also picked up my beta machine i was storing. i'm currently hooking it up to my entertainment unit so that i can watch some old Bill Murray, John Candy and Chevy Chase movies. maybe i'll even watch my first communion to witness the time i sold my soul to jesus christ. i wonder how someone might go about becoming unbaptised.