more useless facts

1) the story of little red riding hood is really about rape and men seducing women, and the story of beauty and the beast was really about arranged marriages. (source: the creatures fantastic series entitled werewolf- dk vision)

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2) if you find yourself out of toothpaste and gum, and in need of some breath freshener... wash your hands with a bar of soap, build up a nice lather, open wide and use your soapy fingers to scratch the back of your tongue. upon finishing the scratching and rinsing your mouth with a little water... you will notice a fresh clean tingle and scent. (source: my good friend, clay corneil- sometimes a crazy man)