29 going on 50

had you known me one year ago, you'd never believe that i would one day be exercising at gyms, using moisturizer, committing to a job, giving in and buying eyeglasses, or choosing to be alone on saturday night when i've got the place to myself.

i'm well moisturized, i've rented the philadelphia story, bought some smartfood and junior mints, and have opened some wine. it's a saturday night, my vision is restored, and i couldn't be more relaxed. i love getting old.