real life

has anyone else noticed the lava life advertisments featuring 'real people, real love'? have you noticed the size c cup breasts poking your eyeballs out? is that a reflection of real women? and the featured lady 'tamara' is rather attractive... i have a feeling that she may not be the 'average' woman searching the lava life classifieds.

i must admit, tamara's a relief... i was sick of seeing that blond hair blue eyed woman who looks like she walked off a photo shoot of sports illustrated.

and why don't they ever show pictures of boys? i guess girls are generally more desperate and don't need the encouragement to join a classified section.

a private message to t and c- give it a listening to

WireTap schedule Summer 2005
Broadcast time:
Sundays at 1 p.m. (1:30 NT, 4 p.m. PT) and Tuesdays at 8:30 p.m. (9:00 NT) on CBC Radio One

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Sunday, August 14 & Tuesday, August 16
Haters
Goldstein confronts the haters who despise his excellence.


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Sunday, September 4
It's Over
The heartbreak of breaking up and the delicate hope of new beginnings. Host Jonathan Goldstein breaks the record for being broken up with: five times in one half hour. How can you not listen in? Plus, one woman's pledge to render the planet extinct of humans doesn't go the way she planned.

bye bye bocce... hello frisbee golf

i'm addicted to frolf.

wizards, murderers, webs and crunchy spiders

upon receiving a rescue-from-boredom call, tim and i decided to meet on our bikes at the soap park last night around 10ish. we decided to head east along the river path. it was dark and difficult for us to see much of anything considering neither of us were equipped with lights. once we reached the scary fenced-up bridge, i decided it best to reach for the pipe. i really wanted to be scared... of something... anything really (wizards, vampires, bears, ghosts, freddy krugger,etc). it worked... i quickly became scared of the hard-shelled spiders (the ones that crunch when you kill them). they had their webs up everywhere... we were being hunted no doubt. we decided to carry on.

once on the path and heading back to civilization... i complained about not feeling scared enough. tim assured me that we did indeed have many things to be scared of:
1) kids setting up rope between two trees on either side of the path in an attempt to throw people from their bicycles when speeding past during the night.
2) riding over a homeless person lying on the path; hence killing them instantly.
3) biking into a homeless person, not killing them, stopping to apologize and then having them stab us; hence killing us instantly.
4) being murdered.

i was happy and fortunate enough to feel scared for the remainder of our ride.
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teresa,
what is the sour chews gum called? after pulling some out last night to offer to tim, he told me that they were most likely made with animal bone marrow. could it be true? i tried doing some research into the matter, but without knowing the proper name of the gum and the company who makes it, i'm getting nowhere.

could it be true... do i like chewing and sucking on animal bone marrow?