wizards, murderers, webs and crunchy spiders
upon receiving a rescue-from-boredom call, tim and i decided to meet on our bikes at the soap park last night around 10ish. we decided to head east along the river path. it was dark and difficult for us to see much of anything considering neither of us were equipped with lights. once we reached the scary fenced-up bridge, i decided it best to reach for the pipe. i really wanted to be scared... of something... anything really (wizards, vampires, bears, ghosts, freddy krugger,etc). it worked... i quickly became scared of the hard-shelled spiders (the ones that crunch when you kill them). they had their webs up everywhere... we were being hunted no doubt. we decided to carry on.
once on the path and heading back to civilization... i complained about not feeling scared enough. tim assured me that we did indeed have many things to be scared of:
1) kids setting up rope between two trees on either side of the path in an attempt to throw people from their bicycles when speeding past during the night.
2) riding over a homeless person lying on the path; hence killing them instantly.
3) biking into a homeless person, not killing them, stopping to apologize and then having them stab us; hence killing us instantly.
4) being murdered.
i was happy and fortunate enough to feel scared for the remainder of our ride.
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teresa,
what is the sour chews gum called? after pulling some out last night to offer to tim, he told me that they were most likely made with animal bone marrow. could it be true? i tried doing some research into the matter, but without knowing the proper name of the gum and the company who makes it, i'm getting nowhere.
could it be true... do i like chewing and sucking on animal bone marrow?
once on the path and heading back to civilization... i complained about not feeling scared enough. tim assured me that we did indeed have many things to be scared of:
1) kids setting up rope between two trees on either side of the path in an attempt to throw people from their bicycles when speeding past during the night.
2) riding over a homeless person lying on the path; hence killing them instantly.
3) biking into a homeless person, not killing them, stopping to apologize and then having them stab us; hence killing us instantly.
4) being murdered.
i was happy and fortunate enough to feel scared for the remainder of our ride.
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teresa,
what is the sour chews gum called? after pulling some out last night to offer to tim, he told me that they were most likely made with animal bone marrow. could it be true? i tried doing some research into the matter, but without knowing the proper name of the gum and the company who makes it, i'm getting nowhere.
could it be true... do i like chewing and sucking on animal bone marrow?
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i'm enjoying the marrow. karen has suggested that i just imagine them as shells rather than bones. for some reason... it's easier to eat them now. ignorance really is bliss.
he also told me that chocolate milk is made from the unwanted milk that contains traces of blood. thankfully, i drink soy milk.
hey c...,
since you're mrs. librarian, can you lead us to the truth about the contents of Chews?
oh yeah... and cheryl, could you also reveal the date of marcus' show if you and/or kev know.
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