half woman/ half herring
hey ladies.
this morning was the first morning in ages that i awoke remembering a dream. i wonder what that means. my recollection of dreams is extremely rare. i've decided to share it.
the dream...
i was sitting with my brother talking about my life. i think it was our attempt at opening lines of communication. we don't really speak, and never really have. i started feeling nervous. then i farted. yes, i know that's weird. in fact, i thought it was weird in my dream. instead of ignoring it, i smelled it, laughed, and then asked my brother to smell it. i bragged about how smelly it was. after, i just woke up. that was it... that's all i remember.
i guess me and my brother are similar to herring (the fish). they also use farting as their main means of communication.
this morning was the first morning in ages that i awoke remembering a dream. i wonder what that means. my recollection of dreams is extremely rare. i've decided to share it.
the dream...
i was sitting with my brother talking about my life. i think it was our attempt at opening lines of communication. we don't really speak, and never really have. i started feeling nervous. then i farted. yes, i know that's weird. in fact, i thought it was weird in my dream. instead of ignoring it, i smelled it, laughed, and then asked my brother to smell it. i bragged about how smelly it was. after, i just woke up. that was it... that's all i remember.
i guess me and my brother are similar to herring (the fish). they also use farting as their main means of communication.
4 Comments:
For once, it should be "my brother and I", not "my brother and me".
Don't you hate it when grammar bites you in the ass?
Annick
P.S. Was that comment cruel enough for you?
i was just making sure you were still a loyal reader ; i knew you couldn't pass that correction up! you just love the 'me' and 'i' stuff.
however... i do like getting small bites in the ass every now and then. thanks, it felt good.
I missed this one, but what a goody. Did it smell under your covers when you awoke?
Most men I know have sleep urination stories, maybe this is the female version.
Have you heard of the "sleep-walk-king"?
no it didn't smell... or at least i couldn't smell it...
i've also known men who have urinated while passed out drunk and dreaming that they were really at a toilet. though i thankful for it, i still wonder why this happens to only one gender?
and what the hell is sleep-walk-king? do tell.
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